Skin Furniture

Yeah, you might not want to be eating or drinking. Because this is probably the most bizarre thing I’ve ever come across. Someone from Team Monster sent this in to me . . . And I really don’t want to finish my coffee now . . .

Human Skin Items. 

Seriously, don’t eat anything. I know by saying not to eat anything you’re going to want to do exactly that while you look at this . . . But don’t. Theo commands it.

Or you can watch giant men holding tiny ducks instead:

Coopid, who may or may not exist, or who may be a parasite?

Compilation #1

2014 in a gritty little package. 

Here’s a question for you: what would you like to see more of on the Enigmatic Monster Project?


Enigmatic Updates, 2015 Style

Enigmatic Updates, 2015 Style

Here are the updates, and here is Penny’s face. Now you cannot deny her existence. I am so evil . . .


For the tumblr:


Air Quotes Strategy

Air Quotes Strategy

Episode #17. Theo is out to lunch — feasting on the dreams of mortals — so this is Jake filling in to keep you posted with the latest from your Enigmatic Monster team.

Exasperated Sigh

Exasperated Sigh

EMPodcast episode 16. Theo Monster is not impressed. But is he ever? The Jake human gets in trouble, birds sing, the sun shines . . . And all of those nice things . . .