Write Me a Creature, Mr. Piano Man


Write Me a Creature, Mr. Piano Man

Write me a creature that thinks as well as a man or better than a man, but not like a man.
― John W. Campbell Jr.

(Hey, what is that doing here?) Maybe one that scares mice away, because they make a mess.


Dracula Being Clever in the 21st Century

Jon Gave Dracula a Drinking Problem


“I’ve got Dracula in a diner pouring blood from a flask into a glass of cranberry juice so nobody’ll notice. That’s pure literary genius.”

–J. Kruschack

With the onslaught of bad vampire books/movies, nobody seems to know how real vampires are supposed to act nowadays. Some people tend to be strange anyways . . . So (theoretically) Dracula could get away with this, because everyone would assume that he’s that guy who happens to be the closet alcoholic.

Yes, yes . . . I just quoted a member from Team Monster. Go ahead, sue me, flame me, blah de blue. Just don’t write any bad fan fiction. Please?