It’s true. Nothing pleases me more than a slew of disjointed comments and thoughts. My favourites are the ones about purses and watches; second on my list would be the faceless, nameless people who claim to love me (well, the team, but that includes me as well).
I have a story for you–it’s more of a parable, really, but who cares.
There were two chimps, and one baby sloth. Then they disintegrated.
Oh, you didn’t learn anything? Well, I did lie about this being a parable, but who cares. Nobody really cares much for my opinion. Not even Jake, and he was the one who discovered me. It’s all about Theo, and that Coopid thing. Coopid’s a parasite, and everyone denies that he exists. We don’t even know if he is a he. Somehow, even Coopid gets more love than me.
It’s not like I really care, or anything.
I’m going to morph into a cat now. Yes, and then someone will find me in their house.
Yessssss . . .