Consider this payback, for all the undesirable things that you have done to me in the past. Like it or not, but this will happen . . . My Revenge will soon take flight; you will never know it until your time is up, never see it till it is on top of you, ripping you apart. It will devour you, I think. It might even play with you as you die. I cannot say for certain. Which is rather unfortunate, but I digress.
All I did was hatch the thing. Then I told it what to do; I gave it something that was once yours, for the smell. Then I gave it your picture, for the sight.
That was all. Revenge is fairly easy like that . . . Very low maintenance.
And when you are gone, when Revenge has finally silenced you for good, I think I may sit back with a glass of wine. Enjoy the good weather. Yes, I think that is a good idea.
The best part of all: everything will be quiet and calm, as if you were never around to disturb my existence.
As if you had never existed yourself.
P.S: I am sure your friends below are toasting to that; they would be crazy not to.