Ashkenaz is an A$#h@!3, and Theo would like to apologize for his misbehaviour.
A Most Humble Apology
That is correct. Ashkenaz is a trial at the best of times. Clever he can be, but insufferable he can be tenfold. Don’t pay any mind to him.
It is true that the minions are busy with their lives. I assure you that they are still working hard to keep me from devouring your world. They do a very good job at it. It is also true that they work and read. It could be worse. At least they’re not spectral gas-beings.
Also, I would like to apologize for any name calling. He thinks he knows everything. Dump a bucket of water on him if you ever see him, and then we shall see what he knows.
Another point of interest: Ashkenaz made mention of a Coopid. In fact, he’s popped up several times in the past. This messenger does not exist. And it did not fall off of my backside.
That’s just too poetic for me to even stomach.
P.S: Anything that is slightly arcane, I would appreciate that you promptly forget it.
P.P.S: To the man wearing the purple sweater: well done!