Once, I came upon a horrible fact. It was disgusting, nerve-wracking, nightmare-inducing . . . And it was just a part of nature.
Oh nature . . . Some say that to be kind you must be cruel. Well, nature has done it again!
She’s gone and upstaged Lovecraft, King, and all the other poser-wannabes out there. She’s even outdone us: the down-to-earth folk, the new age, out-of-the-box-thinkers.
I found out her secret at the high school library, 2009, in an encyclopedia of entomology.
Earwigs can fly.
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